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(original source, typed out because an image for this seems silly)
An English professor wrote the words:
"A woman without her man is nothing"
on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote:
"A woman, without her man, is nothing."
All of the females in the class wrote:
"A woman: without her, man is nothing."
Punctuation is powerful.
God I love me some women.
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9 Comments
alisa
Written Sep. 19, 2007 / Report /
haha! Punctuation is powerful.
I liked reading the comments on the image as well:
auburn
Written Sep. 19, 2007 / Report /
Of course, the women were right!
Read to yourself the following sentence and emphasize a different word each time: I love you.
liza
Written Sep. 19, 2007 / Report /
I must agree with Auburn, the women are definitely correct with their punctuation.
davidhayes
Written Sep. 19, 2007 / Report /
@alisa
That one is so brilliantly dirty. That's also probably the reason that I'd never heard it before.
estarla
Written Sep. 19, 2007 / Report /
Hilarious. Love it. I'm going with auburn. ;)
LorriM
Written Sep. 20, 2007 / Report /
I'm with auburn on this...the women were right!
debtguru
Written Oct. 5, 2007 / Report /
hilarious! brilliant find Scrivs!
ender
Written Oct. 5, 2007 / Report /
*files this away for when i finally go back to teaching* :>
crankymama
Written Oct. 9, 2007 / Report /
Wasn't that the whole premise behind "Eats Shoots and Leaves"? (Which I've yet to read, but sounds like it would be right up my alley.)