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"You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day"

Yes, I still get that one. :(

Maybe I'm just crazy but I hate pick up lines.
If a guy used a pick up line on me, I automatically scratched him out. I liked guys who were shy... takes a little time to come up to you and just say "Hi..."
Hello is fine too.

LOL

I never thought anyone would use the usual corny ones that you see / hear on tv.... Is that a mirror in your back pocket, yada yada Cuz' I can see myself in your pants...

I'll stick with the hi, hey, hello, or something else completely casual.

cmere, lemme tawk to ya fo' a secon'

Well I get hit on quite often and honestly not too many guys try to use pick up lines on me.....but ditto with BonitainPink, if they try, bu bye now....so retarded.

If I flip a quarter, what are the chances of me getting head?

Perfect for those days at the arcade.

I'll usually stick with "hey."

But in terms of corniest pickup line, EVER, you need one prop: a condom.

So, you slap the condom down on a table next to a girl, look all confident like, and look her in the eyes and say "Your move."

I don't know about the absolute worst, but I thought this particular guy was funny for his well-meaning attempt...

My friend and I were talking to each other kind of leaning on the bar. This guy comes up to us, says, "Nice bar, hey?"

We looked at each other with half-cracked smiles while trying not to burst into laughter.

He immediately says, "I'm really sorry--that was horrible. Why don't I just buy you girls drinks and I'll get outta here."

We didn't protest a bit...but were very appreciative and gave him a bit of a break. Haha. He really left the bar to us, though. Guess he was truly embarrassed.

My girlfriend had the funniest pickup line said to her:

"I've got contraceptives, I can take care of you"

I'm serious and until today that still cracks me up.

Well some chick I met at a party 2 nights ago decided to put my beer bottle down her top, so I asked her if she could be my stubby holder.

A friend of a friend has a small son named Jackson. And the only think I could think of was the built-in pickup line he'd use when he was older.

"How 'bout a trip to Jacksonville?"

Cracked myself up every time.

I'll have to set this one up. We're at a bar(a bunch of guys) and one is talking to a young lady. My friend and I were listening in. Didn't here the whole conversation, but here's the money shot:

Girl: "I guess my favorite class right now is Economics".

Guy: "I loooove Economics!"

My friend and I immediately spewed beer out of our nostrils and laughed. She left, he turned around to us and said, "MAN!!! That was bad!!!". We agreed.

Me: "I'm sorry, I never caught your name. Oh, right, you haven't thrown it. Care to?"

Girl: "What?"

Me: "Err... yeah... sorry... bye..."

"Did you fart? Because you just blew me away..."

JulianBH: Just made me think of this.

Don't have a pickup line, but here's a ploy I heard from a comedian long, long ago:

Walk into a bar with a motorcycle helmet, slam it down on the table and order a scotch. Wait 'til a girl asks about your bike (chicks dig motorcycles). It's good to have specs memorized for this part. Finish your drink, offer her a ride on your bike. Go outside, quickly scan for an empty parking spot. Nonchalantly walk towards the spot, keeping your focus on the girl. When you reach the spot, stop, drop the helmet, drop to your knees and scream, "MY BIKE! SOMEONE STOLE MY BIKE!"

She'll spend the rest of the night consoling you... Hopefully.

While checking my pockets and sort of looking around I say to the girl I'm trying to pick up and/or meet:

"I've seem to have misplaced my phone number. Can I borrow yours?"

It actually worked once and I got her number.

There's a great (read: corny) one in Spanish that goes something like "Oh, to be one of your tears: to be born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die on your lips..."

I actually think pickup lines, if used for comedic effect, are great. They put a smile on my face and any guy who has the courage to actually use one, accompanied by a healthy dose of humor, gets a few points. What can I say? I like guys that can make me laugh.

I agree with ErinR - a good pick-up line can go a long way. It's all in the delivery. Although even a smooth delivery couldn't save this pick-up attempt at the library last year:

Him: Hello.

Me: Hi. I'm almost done on this computer, if you're waiting for it.

Him: I think mixed-race babies are beautiful. Our babies would be beautiful. Are you Jewish?

Me: I . . . what?