Chixe

I'm a guy, so I'm going to say: as much as I can get.

That kind of loving....hm...two words. A lot.

But if your single, sometimes it's one on one.

Not as fun when you're single...and I definitely start to freak out. As I've said in another note, it's the fearful Catholic in me. It's bad enough I'm having sex before marriage, but on top of that I have to worry about the one on one. Confession was never fun.

But then again, there was Jessica Simpson who said she was saving herself for marriage. And I'm sure it was pretty weird upon Nick's behalf having someone who doesn't know what the heck their doing in the sack. But maybe she practiced on a banana before hand.

OH damn I just went there.

I honestly don't think it'd make much of a difference (single or not) to the amount of times I need it. ;)

It might, however, affect the amount of times I get it. Although, I'm sure either which way, it would be compensated for. One on one isn't all that bad, now, is it?

Ohhhh....lol. Banana. I was once a virgin and had no idea what I was doing...now look at me.

They do teach women on banana's these days. Oh and cucumbers.

Oh? I need to check out those classes. You mean like in the movie Old School? I would totally want to go to that. Must...stop...thinking...pervy...thoughts...

We got taught how to put a condom on a banana - that was about as much sex education along with a rather horrific film of a woman giving birth. I think that film alone sorted out the birth rate a bit.

Yea, when I had sex ed...we had this video of a woman giving birth and it was narrated by a cartoon Sammy the Sperm. Good times.

Hot damn, Sammy the Sperm? Wow.

Yea, he was blue, which is odd. You know...he kinda looked like that starkist tuna guy or whatever it is.

Let's just say if I weren't married, my palms would be quite hairy...

I'd say 2 hugs a day, that's the minimum. ;)

ughhhh my gf is in FL :(

define " lovin"

Lovin from my daughter - never enough.

Lovin from one of my guys - well, still, never enough.

"lovin'" as in SEX. Yumtastic.

Wait...which loving are we talking about here?

I am getting the impression they are talking about their masturbatory practices.

Just sex in general. Not necessarily masturbation.

Lovin = sex.

Yea I wasnt associating lovin with masturbation.

Once a day I guess. I don't want to be too tired and I don't want to keep her awake all night.

Then again, it's not like we have all the time in the world. :P