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27 CommentsTell her how you admire her.
Always tell her you love her at all times.
When she's upset, hold her tight.
Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.
Play with her hair.
Pick her up, tickle her and wrestle her.
Just talk to her.
Tell her jokes.
Bring her flowers just because.
Hold her hand and run.
Just hold her hand.
Throw pebbles at her window at night.
Let her fall asleep in your arms.
Sing to her no matter how awful you sound.
Get her mad at you, then kiss her.
Give her piggy back rides.
Push her on swings.
Tell her she looks beautiful.
When she's sad, stay on the phone with her, even if she's not saying anything.
Look into her eyes and smile.
Kiss her on the forehead.
Slow dance with her even if there's no music.
Kiss her in the rain.
And when you fall in love with her...tell her.
That is all.
BonitainPink
Written Oct. 13, 2006 / Report /
Nice. Nice.
=D
chris
Written Oct. 13, 2006 / Report /
You forgot to include, "If you do not post this Note 5 times within 60 seconds you will never get a woman ever again and die with a lonely wang. You have been warned! This is serious!"
Josue
Written Oct. 14, 2006 / Report /
Awwwwwwwww.
lealea
Written Oct. 14, 2006 / Report /
Wow. Scrivsy. This was very nice.
Rich
Written Oct. 14, 2006 / Report /
That's a pretty busy schedule. Doesn't leave much time for sex.
Nils
Written Oct. 14, 2006 / Report /
Man, you've just depressed me big time.
Gotta look for a girl I can actually do all this with now.
Good stuff!
Cas
Written Oct. 14, 2006 / Report /
Awww, I've got the warm fuzzy feelings now :D
And Rich, there's always time for sex.
Ana
Written Oct. 15, 2006 / Report /
LOL @ Chris!
Kilt it! :P
lisa
Written Oct. 16, 2006 / Report /
Dang. I've never had a guy do more than a third of that list. I need to get me some Scrivs, apparently.
Stefani1
Written Oct. 17, 2006 / Report /
I agree with Rich!
bincem
Written Oct. 20, 2006 / Report /
Nice post.
LondonGirl
Written Oct. 20, 2006 / Report /
apart from the "get her mad at you" bit - I think this is THE guide to what to do. Please tell all those clueless guys out there!!!
frotzed
Written Oct. 21, 2006 / Report /
Awww. Even a married man like myself can learn from that list.
GarnetDavid
Written Oct. 24, 2006 / Report /
Women bring out the best in men.
brakar
Written Oct. 25, 2006 / Report /
Thanks for reminding us, Scrivs. It's so easy to forget. I hope you don't mind that I quoted the entire list on my blog.
bluebloggin16
Written Oct. 26, 2006 / Report /
Disclaimer: Not all women are this hokey...
brendan
Written Oct. 26, 2006 / Report /
Heh, nice work Scrivs.
@blue: wha?
Scrivs
Written Oct. 26, 2006 / Report /
Its hokey when you say it outloud kid, but implementation is another thing. And nope not all women are this "hokey", but thank god the ones I know are.
Scrivs
Written Mar. 26, 2008 / Report /
I like this note because it reminds me of how much of a stallion I am. If only I actually applied these things to women.
estarla
Written Mar. 26, 2008 / Report /
This works with every girl in every situation, guys. ;)
auburn
Written Mar. 28, 2008 / Report /
Wow! This must be your serious, sensitive side. Many congrats to your mother who raised this kind of man!
Kamigoroshi
Written Mar. 28, 2008 / Report /
You haven't met my girlfriend. If you piss her off. Stay the hell away from her till she calms down. If she's pissed off but not at me, then only I can hug her. Aside from that, when she's in a bad mood, she just wants to be left alone and not because she says so either.
But in addition to this.
Cook for her whenever.
Prepare her lunches if she works and eats out.
Clean up after yourself and after her as well.
Give her ridiculously transparent reasons to just see her because you want to.
Take her out wherever, whenever. Doesn't have to be a date. Just to have fun with no strings attached.
shadowsun7
Written Mar. 28, 2008 / Report /
Are. You. Serious? It sounds like a very risky preposition ...
estarla
Written Mar. 28, 2008 / Report /
Haha no, I was just humoring Scrivs. ;) To clarify, this most certainly does not work with every girl - in fact it definitely doesn't work with me!
Scrivs
Written Mar. 28, 2008 / Report /
You never seen me do it...
dreamweaver
Written Mar. 28, 2008 / Report /
Great list, Scrivs! Except for the part about getting her mad at you. If I'm mad at you, and you get near enough for a kiss, I can't be held responsible for what happens to you...
liza
Written Mar. 28, 2008 / Report /
@Auburn- If only he really followed through on all these things. He expresses things well in written form, just not always as well when he actually tries to put them in action.