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» What are you craving right now?  ...  Last Reply: 11 months ago by loism.

I crave time off.

And donut holes...lots of donut holes.

» Do you drink coffee? If so, why?  ...  Last Reply: 1 year ago by darin.

Oh yeah, I'm a big coffee drinker from way back. Usually I fix a pot for the wife and me in the morning, and we'll fill up to-go thermos with it, and I'll usually have another cup or two at work after getting through that. If I don't fix it at home, I'll drive through McDonald's for a large coffee to go with an egg McMuffin.

Don't laugh...McDonald's coffee is actually really good.

» How do you eat pizza?  ...  Last Reply: 1 year ago by tranism.

The only pizza you should eat with a knife and fork is Chicago-style deep-dish pizza.

I eat my pizza cold. :) Cold pizza, as corny as it sounds, is unreal...sprinkle a little salt on that bad boy and chow down.

-mattie

» Just bought a motorcycle  ...  Last Reply: 1 year ago by MangoFalls.

Good for you, Jack!

» Sex and money  ...  Last Reply: 1 year ago by alexsuraci.

$590.60

Yeah baby...yeah!

» Engagement Rings for Men  ...  Last Reply: 1 year ago by Lila.

I never got an engagement ring. I would've liked that.

But I do have the coolest wedding ring ever. It's very "The One Ring"-like...simple gold band, about a half inch thick. :)

» Engaged  ...  Last Reply: 1 year ago by RoseDesRochers.

quote: In Uk it's 16 not 18 to marry. 18 is voting and getting drunk, 16 is marriage, driving car.

Yet one more thing the Brits get right and we get terribly wrong.

» Engaged  ...  Last Reply: 1 year ago by RoseDesRochers.

welcome to the club.

-mattie

» Post your Virb url here!!!  ...  Last Reply: 1 year ago by ryanarrowsmith.

virb.com/mattplanet

word...I mean virb...

» Email Address  ...  Last Reply: 1 year ago by mattplanet.

My email pwns you all.

mattplanet@gmail.com

» Sex  ...  Last Reply: 11 months ago by isprinsessan.

Jessica Simpson.

Do I really need to say why? :)

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Strange/funny voicemail greetings

Personal Community — Posted: Dec. 20, 2006  ...   Last By: likeduh222 @ 5 months ago

I thought this was funny and so did several of my co-workers, so I thought I'd share it here. :)

I was calling a prospective student today to see if she had reviewed the material I sent her (I'm in Admissions for an online college), and I got her voicemail, which went like this:

"Hi, you've reached the voicemail of (edited name out), I'm not available. Please leave a message and may the Force be with you."

It went straight to the *BEEP* and I didn't get a chance to come up with anything other than what my usual message is, but had I been thinking on my feet or had a second or two to think about it, I might've said "Call me back you will." or "And also with you." But alas, I didn't.

So have you call anybody lately and been greeted with a strange or funny voicemail greeting? If so, were you clever and quick enough to leave a funny message in return?

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Done shopping yet?

Family Community — Posted: Dec. 20, 2006  ...   Last By: phantomdata @ 2 years ago

I'm incredibly lucky as a husband...my wife's biggest joy of the Christmas season is gathering gifts for all our family and friends. So we talk about what we want to get for everyone and she goes to get the presents and wraps them.

I, of course, have to take care of the gifts I want to get her myself...but outside of that, I'm just the hired muscle. :)

So are you done shopping yet?!? Are going to brave the stores and outlet malls of America over the weekend to complete the gift buying??

» Favorite Alcoholic Drink  ...  Last Reply: 11 months ago by trevorlee_nc.

3 olive bloody mary...mmm mmmm!

In fact, the best bloody mary on the planet resides at Another Broken Egg Cafe in Sandestin, FL....in case you're ever there. :)

» What Do You Recommend For A...  ...  Last Reply: 1 year ago by anotherstory.

1. A Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martin
2. GameInformer Magazine
3. Rachael Ray's 30 Minute Meals
4. Corinne Bailey Rae
5. "Light Years Away" by MoZella
6. Xperimentality
7. Heroes on NBC.
8. Inside Man starring Denzel Washington, Jodie Foster, and Clive Owen
9. I recommend you buy me a Christmas present. :)
10. Gingerbread Latte

Enjoy! :)

» Favorite Alcoholic Drink  ...  Last Reply: 11 months ago by trevorlee_nc.

It's sad that I have so many... ;)

I'd say any dark or amber beer...but as far as liquor is concerned, you can't go wrong with a little Maker's and water, or if it's daytime, a good ol' fashioned spicy Bloody Mary with a big ol' carrot stick and green olives rocks the house...big time...

Rewarding! Very, very, very rewarding!

» Anybody here actually married?  ...  Last Reply: 1 year ago by DavidBB.

That's a separate note, JPhill.... :)

Actually, here's what we did this weekend.

Friday night - Went to a Christmas party with friends.
Saturday - I worked while my wife finished up some Christmas shopping, then we went to a family Christmas gathering tonight.
Sunday - Tomorrow we're going to church then out to lunch and then going to see Eragon at the Rave, then going to another Christmas party at a bar downtown that some friends of ours own.

We're usually pretty busy most weekend...but even this weekend is an exception.

» Do you dance?  ...  Last Reply: 1 year ago by Hige.

The Star Wars Kid!

» Do you dance?  ...  Last Reply: 1 year ago by Hige.

Nils, you remind me of that Star Wars guy...what's his name? You know, the Jedi dancing dude...that's funny. :)

I do dance, but not very well...and I hate admitting this, but I hate dancing with my wife when we're not slow dancing. Slow dancing, I can handle, but when booty music turns on, my wife tends to try and remake Dirty Dancing every single time, and well, I'm just not that into it...and she tends to be grabby in a not-sexy way...

Hard to explain unless you've had it happen to you. :)

» Want a Free Application (Mac) License?  ...  Last Reply: 2 years ago by robert.

Oh go and get your own folks. :) It's only $49 for the whole bundle, and it's for a good cause.

I got mine...so I'm not just blowing smoke.

» Anybody here actually married?  ...  Last Reply: 1 year ago by DavidBB.

I've been married for 6 years and 4 months, dated the same girl for 5 years before that, and a 13 month engagement. I've been with her in some form or fashion since 1994.

And happily so. :) She really is my best friend. We have occasional issues of course, but we really enjoy each other's company.

» Could you go 20 days without your computer?  ...  Last Reply: 2 years ago by cbusby.

Yes, and I have.

» Cereal: Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner  ...  Last Reply: 2 years ago by avuee.

Let's see...

Cinnamon Life
Honey Bunches of Oats
Whole Grain Cheerios
Shredded Mini-wheats
Cap't Crunch
Apple Jacks

and my ALL-TIME FAVORITE... Cracklin' Oat Bran!

» Best Macaroni and Cheese - EVER!  ...  Last Reply: 1 year ago by realepicurean.

My mom's mac and cheese is pretty damn good as well...it's baked, with several different kinds of pasta and 4 kinds of cheese. :) And it's got a special name...Macaroni Frog. I don't know exactly why it's called that...something about when my sister was little she named it that and it stuck...but there you go!

Frog rocks!

» What do you want for Christmas  ...  Last Reply: 10 months ago by dieseldelicious.

Sweet rig, sean...I'd love a new laptop, but my parents have informed me the era of big Christmas's is over...so therefore, no more big gifts! LOL

That line reminds me of a West Wing episode...can anybody guess what I'm referring to? :)

» What do you want for Christmas  ...  Last Reply: 10 months ago by dieseldelicious.

I've asked for the following in my Christmas wish list:

* Clothing gift cards (Old Navy, Parisian, Abercrombie & Fitch, Gap, etc.)
* Medieval II: Total War PC Game
* Xbox Wireless Controller
* Xbox Wireless Network Adapter
* Blitz The League Xbox Game
* Phantasy Star Universe Xbox Game
* iTunes gift cards

If I get all that, Mattie will be a happy man. :)

» What a nice view  ...  Last Reply: 1 year ago by peroty.

I think sean's promoted himself to Moderator of Notes. :)

Thanks for the tips, sean...but I'm fairly sure I don't spam the Notes already.

» What a nice view  ...  Last Reply: 1 year ago by peroty.

Cool, I'm #5 now...and a little bigger to boot.

I'm going on vacation starting tomorrow for 9 days, I bet I lose my spot...

» Is This a Date  ...  Last Reply: 2 years ago by paularms.

LOL @ Devin...right you are, m'man!

If she wants to get you sloppy and take advantage, who are you to question her motives?!?

There needs to be more women like this!

» Is This a Date  ...  Last Reply: 2 years ago by paularms.

Sounds like it's time for you to go old school on her...drop a little Beastie...

Let it flow - let yourself go
Slow and low - that is the tempo

» Women and Eyebrows  ...  Last Reply: 2 years ago by RightOn.

Check your post before you hit "Post a Note"?? :)

Pluck, don't shave, end of story.

» The Dish Washer Stand Off  ...  Last Reply: 2 years ago by anodyne.

Well, here's how things work with my wife and I.

I cook all the meals.
I buy (almost) all the groceries.
I load and unload the dishwasher.
I wash all the clothes.
I straighten up the house.
She makes (almost) all the money.

And the sex ain't bad either...don't see me complaining... ;-)

» Is This a Date  ...  Last Reply: 2 years ago by paularms.

If you want or see a future with this girl, I'd say play it out and see where it goes. I don't think either of you are ready to rush headlong into a serious relationship, so enjoy the togetherness for now and see where it leads. Enjoy each other's company, be there for each other, and have patience, Daniel'san. :)

» I don't drink...who cares... How about you?  ...  Last Reply: 2 years ago by avuee.

*raises hand*

I care...I think either:

A) There's something seriously wrong with you or
B) You have yet to experience the crap this thing called Life has to offer or
C) You've had some bad bartenders.

So which is it? :)

(note - I am, of course, kidding...I don't really care if you or anyone else chooses not to drink. It's a personal choice, right up there with smoking or too much masturbation.)

» Best date ever?  ...  Last Reply: 2 years ago by jonshoe.

Swing dates...glad you were specific. :)

» Work out  ...  Last Reply: 2 years ago by cdevroe.

Speaking of Groundhog Day, is anybody planning on watching that new Taye Diggs drama "Daybreak" on ABC? I think it looks pretty good.

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