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Question becomes: If more fights were in the WNBA would you watch it more? Me? Not really.

1. If you have any hot friends we will think about having sex with them. It doesn't mean we will consider having sex with them, just that we will think about it. It is not something that can be stopped, just let it flow, doesn't make us love you any less.

2. If you have any friends that are cute and just really nice to us and we get along with them we will think about having sex with them. It doesn't mean we will consider having sex with them, just that we will think about it.

3. Looks certainly matter to us, but we will take the cute girl at the office that we get along with over the hot witch any day of the week. In fact we might not even find a girl attractive until after a couple of months of getting to know her. This doesn't mean we still aren't dogs.

4. Although we enjoy watching porn, it doesn't mean we want you to be like that in bed. Sure you can do some crazy stuff from time to time, but we don't want ultra high-paced excitement all the time. We do need variety though and if it's our faults for making us fall into a routine, let us know or change it up yourself.

5. Again with the porn. We like the women in the porn, doesn't mean we want to marry the women in the porn. We like our women looking normal, not as though they setup shop with every guy in the neighborhood.

6. The quickest way for us to stop being faithful to our women is for our women to stop trusting us and letting it show. If you have a good man show your trust, but the moment you start to show you don't trust him going out with his friends and putting that leash on him we will start to stray.

7. Go out for girl's night. We beg you. We love to go out with the boys, but when you never go out with your friends, we start to feel guilty and the guilt keeps us home, which keeps us unhappy.

8. Use your hands. That is all I will say about that.

9. If there is something you hate about us you have two options: love it or leave it. We won't change. It's not in our DNA. We might change for a second, but we will revert back to it eventually. You can't stop nature.

10. If you don't like watching sports, don't feel as though you have to sit with us to watch them. We are perfectly fine watching the game by ourselves. Don't ruin our experience.

Now I'm not really interested in the positions they talk about, but more the effect Cosmo has on the female race. Is it really "the bible" for all things sexual and women or is that just a past thing because it amazes me the advice they give. It's good advice because it always seems to be about keeping the man happy so I can't complain, but it seems so blatantly obvious to me that I am baffled any woman wouldn't know these things.

Sex standing up? What? People do that? Oh, I never knew that. Come on.

What I really liked about this article was that it didn't treat shyness as a disease or something wrong with a person. I know plenty of shy people, my brother being one, that either just need to grow out of it or just need some experience of stepping out of their shell. Getting rid of shyness doesn't mean you have to be as boisterous and loud like myself, it just means (to me) you have no problem socializing with other people and not being just a fly on the wall.

Also it's important to know that not being shy also doesn't mean you don't get nervous. I get nervous around large groups all the time and god forbid I have a public speaking event. There isn't enough deodorant in the world that can keep my pits dry.

Going to bars and clubs isn’t for everyone, and that’s okay. Understand what feels comfortable for you, and find people, communities and activities which bring out the best in you. You can be just as equally social in settings that you connect with on a personal level, than the popular social settings. You don’t have to be doing what “everyone” else is doing. Besides, everyone else isn’t necessarily happy, despite your perception as such.

If you are a guy you know how often we make jokes about watching porn. When I do this around my female friends many of them scoff at me and pretend they don't watch it. I know most of them do because they enjoy activities of a sexual nature. Porn is a natural extension of that in mind.

Now when I say "porn" I don't mean the hardcore stuff or any type of fetishes, just straight up sex. I never understood why people saw anything wrong with it. I was happy to come across an article written by a woman that actually expresses her love of porn better than I ever could.

My name is Paul Scrivens and I watch porn. There goes my bid for Senate.

What fascinated me about this article was the first part:

The first thing you should know is, feeling sleepy in the afternoon is normal. It doesn’t mean you had a big lunch, or that you’re depressed, or you’re not getting enough exercise. That’s just how animals’ cycles work — every 24 hours, we have two periods of intense sleepiness. One is typically in the wee hours of the night, from about 2am to 4am, and the other is around 10 hours later, between 1pm and 3pm. If you’re a night owl and wake up later in the morning, that afternoon sleepiness may come later; if you’re an early bird, it may come earlier. But it happens to everyone; we’re physiologically hardwired to nap.

Ever since high school I have always gotten extremely tired in the afternoon and I know part of it has to do with lunch because it is my first meal of the day, but I wasn't aware of the two sleepy cycles in a 24 hour period. My mother, Mike and Tyme always joke about my nap taking ability and now I have scientific support backing up why it must be done. I'm just wired that way.

It's all you you weirdos that don't take naps that I should be laughing at!

At least men have enough sense to just not brush their hair so it looks like crap. Why do women pay to have their's look like junk? These hairdos scare me.

Excuse me while I go crawl into a ball.

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