Sex and money

Written By stefani on Feb. 23, 2007.

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$575.60 uh oh....

Smoked pot -- $10

Did acid -- $5

Ever had sex at church -- $25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to

you -- $40

Had sex with someone on MySpace --$75

Had sex for money -- $100

Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20

Vandalized something -- $20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10

Beat up someone -- $20

Been jumped -- $10

Crossed dressed -- $10

Given money to stripper -- $25

Been in love with a stripper -- $20

Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15

Ever drive drunk -- $20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk --$50

Used toys while having sex -- $30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before --$20

Went skinny dipping -- $5

Had sex in a pool -- $20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20

Cheated on your significant other -- $10

Masturbated -- $10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend

-- $20

Done oral -- $5

Got oral -- $5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25

Stole something -- $10

Had sex with someone in jail -- $25

Made a nasty home video -- $15

Had a threesome -- $50

Had sex in the wild -- $20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

Went streaking -- $5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15

Had sex with two people of the opposite sex at the same time -- $60.30

Been arrested -- $5

Spent time in jail -- $15

Peed in the pool -- $0.50

Played spin the bottle -- $5

Done something you regret -- $20

Had sex with your best friend -- $20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25

Had anal sex -- $80

Lied to your mate -- $5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

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Oli

Written Feb. 23, 2007 / Report /

I'm not sure about this .30, .10 and .50! They do make it rather easy to figure out somebody's done something... Anyway... I have no shame.

$575.50

Summer1002

Written Feb. 23, 2007 / Report /

$465.60....i guess im not that bad. cool.

Kamigoroshi

Written Feb. 23, 2007 / Report /

$420.60

I guessed I've lived a good life. :)

karmatosed

Written Feb. 23, 2007 / Report /

$310 - I'm so much nicer than I thought :)

JPhill

Written Feb. 24, 2007 / Report /

$456, which makes me think that some others have had some interesting times.

Karsh

Written Feb. 24, 2007 / Report /

Damn...I guess I've had some interesting times. $885.60.

seopher

Written Feb. 24, 2007 / Report /

Used toys while having sex -- $30

Does Playstation count?

seopher

Written Feb. 24, 2007 / Report /

$390.60

I'm nice and innocent it seems XD

goldierocks

Written Feb. 24, 2007 / Report /

$551! and there I was concerned that I'm not living a good life!

joshawesome

Written Feb. 27, 2007 / Report /

$260.10

I'm still young yet. We'll see. Ask me again in ten years.

stefani

Written Mar. 6, 2007 / Report /

$35??? OH my....you need to do some livin! lol

Tyme

Written Mar. 6, 2007 / Report /

$350 haha

*Tyme is breathing a sigh of relief that Glenn is still "clean". :)

Nuthatch

Written Mar. 8, 2007 / Report /

$415. This is a little biased towards men (strippers and cross-dressing being more likely for them). We need a bonus for women, and "Unprotected sex with a stranger" wipes out all gains.

Summer1002

Written Mar. 8, 2007 / Report /

hahaha.....i like your thinking nuthhatch.....but, girls can give strippers money...its fun.

ks8994

Written Mar. 21, 2007 / Report /

$385 - made me remember a lot of things I had not thought of in a long time

tarellel

Written Mar. 21, 2007 / Report /

$665.60 wow, I think I need to start lieing about what I've done.

bloglily

Written Mar. 21, 2007 / Report /

$550. (Don't worry Erin, I'm just a little bit behind you and gaining fast.)

Rich! My goodness.

arthus

Written Mar. 21, 2007 / Report /

@talkaboutdesign: You don't believe a 14 year-old that he has never had sex?

bloglily

Written Mar. 21, 2007 / Report /

Arthus, You have a wonderful site! It's beautifully designed and you're a really fine writer.

I don't know about talkabout design, but I certainly believe you. In fact, I'm guessing that one or two of us are wondering if maybe it should be clear that the above list is not a "to do" list, or a menu, or even benchmarks, but just a random (and highly entertaining) list of the variety of human experience, including human error! But I know you already know that and are not busy trying to figure out how to get arrested and thrown in jail so you can amass a few more points.

Can you tell I'm a mom and my sons are a few years younger than you??