After 4 years of faithful service, 4 years of picking up the slack for the ungrateful Ivory Tower management and their failed business plan after failed business plan I was fired for get this...reading a personal MS Word document on my PC for all of 3 minutes on company time. Forget the fact that the guy next to me was surfing blackplanet.com while text messaging his whore girlfriend, oh no Tom is....GASP! reading a Word document!? the horror! Fire him now! It's not like I was slacking in my work while reading this Word document, my work was caught up for the day, as it was everyday. The best part is not even my manager knows how to do my job so I can take some solace in the fact that they'll be fucked at least for a little while in that regard.
I'm not bitter though, sure it sucks to lose the pay, such as it was, I've been casually looking for a new job anyway. I've already sent out about 25 resumes since I got home this afternoon and I'm sure I'll send out more tomorrow.
Good news though, my 50 inch TV was delivered today so at least I can enjoy some Gears of War tonight in HD.

17 Comments
Oli
Written Apr. 5, 2007 / Report /
Doesn't sound like you'll miss it too much, but it must be a pain in the arse, nonetheless. Good luck finding your next post.
estarla
Written Apr. 5, 2007 / Report /
Sorry, or not so sorry to hear that, Alday. To many more happy memories and bucks at your new job. :)
peroty
Written Apr. 5, 2007 / Report /
Sounds like the part-time/freelance job I was recently fired from.
Where my work was recently featured in a case study by the company who's system we use.
But my boss decided that "I was just too hard to get ahold of."
Apparently email and a cell phone are just not enough options for him.
talkaboutdesign
Written Apr. 5, 2007 / Report /
this sucks. good luck
Karsh
Written Apr. 5, 2007 / Report /
Congratulations on your freedom, Alday! Yes, it does sound like that place wasn't doing you any favors if they'd can you over three minutes of lax time out of an eight-hour work day. Wake up tomorrow and play Gears of War 'til your eyes bleed! You've deserved it.
shadowsun7
Written Apr. 5, 2007 / Report /
We're all behind you - think of each of them aliens as your bosses. ;)
jackosh
Written Apr. 5, 2007 / Report /
jobs are overrated. work for yourself!
dreamweaver
Written Apr. 5, 2007 / Report /
Good luck in your search, Alday!
greenghost
Written Apr. 5, 2007 / Report /
I'm working for the man right now too, so I know how you feel - and as soon as they scope my blog I'm gone as well! You're almost certainly better off in the long run, even if cash is tight for a while. Good luck!
CK
Written Apr. 5, 2007 / Report /
Unfair.Dismissal.
Alday
Written Apr. 5, 2007 / Report /
Thanks for all the kind words everyone, I'll land on my feet. I have money in savings, the wife makes more than me anyway and we have a very supportive family.
I'm thinking that after I get another job I'm going to make a blog post detailing all the salacious shit going on at my former job, the alcoholic management that wouldn't know a profitable business if it teabagged them, the fact that the FTC basically shut us down last year and how they've had to duck and dive to get around the FTC ruling, all the while flat out lying to the customers (Oh we chose not to renew our not for profit status? Funny, I thought the FTC stripped us of it for failing to meet basic criteria?). I'll wait until after I get a job, I don't want potential employers to see me trashing my last job if they google me.
Gnorb
Written Apr. 5, 2007 / Report /
That, my friend, would be the least of your concerns (although a rather important one). There's also that whole "libel" thing that you could get slapped with, if your bosses were lawyer-happy.
An example: I worked at a job once where the boss would routinely talk bad in front of all employees (all 8 or so of us) about employees who had just been fired or resigned. The guy would have horrible mood swings and would, by his own admission, go to Vegas in the weekends, loose a bunch of money, and take out on the employees when he came back to work. After being fired from that job (I actually wanted to be fired, since my finances weren't as good as yours at the time and I needed the unemployment benefits) I wrote a blog post detailing all manner of things I saw while there. I was immediately threatened with a lawsuit (the guy already had 9 going, what was one more?) for libel if I didn't immediately take down the content. Since I didn't have any written documentation of what had happened (although I had various eye witness, all of which would have been quickly labeled hostile witnesses in a court, since no one ever left that company in good terms -- 1.5 years, company of 8 total with a revolving door: 18 people left between the time I was hired and fired) I wouldn't have been able to prove anything. Having not enough money at the time to get a lawyer myself or to support legal bills, I simply deleted the offending lines in the post.
Alday
Written Apr. 5, 2007 / Report /
Ah good 'ol free speech in America. I could risk it though, the company doesn't have much luck with lawsuits.
Gnorb
Written Apr. 5, 2007 / Report /
Yeah. Too bad "libel" now encompasses negative information about someone even if it's true. (I was foolish enough once to believe that "libel" and "slander" only applied in cases where the information being put forth was false.)
auburn
Written Apr. 5, 2007 / Report /
Please don't burn bridges! Think twice and even three times about this because you just never, ever know who you might need in the future. Or who is reading your stuff that gives them pause on hiring you. Best of luck!
brendan
Written Apr. 23, 2007 / Report /
There's free speech, then there is shooting yourself, in the foot, with a howitzer, just to feel better. ;)
You have zero way of knowing if any future employers, be they a fleeting contract, or a longer proposition will read what you write. And bad mouthing a (shit, or otherwise) previous employer is a sure way to, err, be "less interesting" to the next.
Despite the inevitable ineptitude of middle management when it comes to "that thar interweb thang" - some have a nasty habit of actually knowing how to drive it.
If they know the word google comes before dot and com - then you're in even more trouble.
If you're going to post anyway - really wise to not name names (people or companies) - if nothing else, if some prospective employer comes along, they can see whilst you don't take shit from anyone, you won't burn bridges in the process.
LorriM
Written Apr. 23, 2007 / Report /
Such is life, we win some, we lose some.
If your company rules mandated that you not read personal documents, private email, etc., on their time (even for one minute), then it is their choice, their company policy, etc. If there was no policy, then it is a different story.
It doesn't sound like things are really all that bad for you, if you were getting a 50" TV delivered.
Sorry, no sympathy here.