From the Clip Animal Hairdos posted by Scrivs:
Yow yow! There are few things sexier in the world than animal hairdos or eating steak off a naked woman's back while watching Sportscenter. Just look at these things -- hot, hot, hot! Especially the two I put together for that picture, because it looks like the two women are about to go at it, and the animals as well. So not only are you getting a sexy cat fight, but you're getting an erotic dingo/rhino battle to boot. Damn, my glasses are fogging up. And not just because I poured hot coffee in my face, although that probably contributed. So ladies, first one to get an animal hairdo wins a date with yours truly, The Geekologie Writer. Get the hair down there (beaver!) done too and I'll marry you.
At least men have enough sense to just not brush their hair so it looks like crap. Why do women pay to have their's look like junk? These hairdos scare me.
Excuse me while I go crawl into a ball.

5 Comments
Tyme
Written Jun. 19, 2008 / Report /
I don't know what to say. Speechless. I've never seen (or heard) of anything like that (and it's not a costume).
Scrivs
Written Jun. 19, 2008 / Report /
...be crazy.
RightOn
Written Jun. 19, 2008 / Report /
Yeah, I pay like $4 for a haircut... and even if it looks like crap it's an easy fix (shave it).
I've seen women pay $200 for a haircut, hate it... then pay $200 to fix it. It's just hair. :D
Ozone42
Written Jun. 19, 2008 / Report /
What.
Kamigoroshi
Written Jun. 19, 2008 / Report /
Sweet Jesus!!
I still never got the hair and makeup part. Why would you pay shit loads of cash for something that doesn't change much of how you look (assuming it's not some insane hairstyle or makeup that looks like it came from the 70's and 80's)?
The only thing I can think off is that it makes WOMEN feel better about themselves. It's the insecurity/confidence booster thing. That's the only thing I can think off. I mean...they have to know we think it scares the pants of little children. They have to...right?